So who or what is a “Lean Mfer?”

Hint: You don’t have to look like Vitalik.

In simple words, somebody that has the balls to go against any kind of societal programming to build a business that is small, profitable and unsexy.

Solo - or in a team of 3 builders, using AI to speed everything up, rather than paying arrogant freelancers.

This letter is for you, nobody else.

To make things clearer, these are our enemies:

• Virtue signaling on Instagram. Probably the easiest way to become a brokie and normie is to flex on others using this dark hole called “social media”
• Masturbating on Linkedin. The fastest way to be broke, is to hang around other brokies. If you don’t use it to generate leads and drain the platform, we recommend to delete it right away.
• Seeking VC approval. If you can’t bootstrap it, you shouldn’t run it.
• Societal change first. Profit Second. We’re here to make money (in ethical ways), let’s make 100M first and then worry about changing the world.
• “Let’s ask HR about this” Leadership Style. You know what’s better than employee morale and HR meetings? Getting shit done.
• Twitter Soy Boy Behaviour. Fudding founders, spending time in AMAs “connecting” with broke altcoin traders, while drinking a one-liter starbucks soy-latte.
• Nootropics for Productivity. Entreprenooors that need to take 60 pills before they can “deep work” for 60 minutes and then take a 3 hour walking meditation break.
• Attention-Seeking PMF. Are you embarrassed to tell your parents about what you’re building? Good. We’re not here to help companies to implement “change management” in their weekly agenda - we’re here to make money (for us and our users).
• MBA Bros. What’s the free flowing cash flow of my $titcoin? The problem with 99% of MBA grads is not the Ralph Lauren shirts that they’re wearing but the immense social programming that they’ve undergone. We try to stay far away. You’re welcome if you 1) were smart enough to drop out 2) were able to deprogram all jargon out of your mind.
• Altcoin Maxis. Do you know the guy that shows you his $700 binance wallet at a party and tells you that the next bull will be “lit”. This is basically anyone that is depending on an external force to improve their lives. Cute NFT pfp though.
• ***Productivity Simps.***The best way to get more stuff done? Sit down on your desk longer and work harder. No thanks to arranging our notion to-do list for 3 hours before starting to get work done.